I write articles & jokes & stuff sometimes. Here are a few of them.
Salon.com: "Flying high at the National Buffalo Wing Festival", a sojourn
amongst the troubled freaks of a disgusting food festival
Paste Magazine: "Black Lips, Vivian Girls, Ty SegallRock Inaugural Bruise Cruise",
about a very strange idea for a boatride
McSweeneys.net: "A Hot Air Balloon Captain Addresses His Crew On The Eve
Of A Very Important Hot Air Balloon Race"
Thought Catalog: "Forget the Chauffeur, Get To The Quipping: Defending Michael
Winterbottom’s The Killer Inside Me"
McSweeneys.net: "My Original Vision For This Film Was Much Different Than How
It Turned Out", about my spectacular failure as a film producer
Here is audio of a live reading I did at the Road Less Traveled Theater one
Halloween, called "The Horrifying Occult Secrets Of American Politics"
I write reviews and blog about film for PopMatters. Click here to see my recent pieces
and a bad picture of me.
Salon.com: "Anti-Islam film director's real-life 'Boogie Nights' story", about the film
"Panorama Blue" by Alan Roberts, who went on to direct "The Innocence of Muslims"
Artvoice: "The Ballad Of Sam Patch: Some Things Can Be Done As Well As Others",
about the auspicious rise and ignominious fall of America's first professional daredevil
Slate.com: "The Vivid Gorgeousness of Communist-Era Polish Circus Posters"